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It was a slow week for hollywood show business gossip once you got rid of the trainwreck and her entourage. I have nothing to report on her, but the other weirdos (Cruise and company and Pam Anderson) may make up for it. Here’s all the strange and good news from the week.

THE CRUISE MACHINE
This week has seen Tom Cruise back in the news. He not only spent time in New York supporting his wife and her movie, but also visited Jerry Seinfeld. Also, Cruise has a new film out – and I don’t mean at the theater. At least 4 news sources had a link to Cruise talking about Scientology and his heroism. He was so funny that he cracked himself up. One clip I saw had him saluting a picture of L. Ron Hubbard. Tommy boy, take a break! You need a reality check!

And TMZ reports that Katie Holmes-Cruise looked like an android when she did Letterman. Of course, all were accused of going soft on her interviews about the Mad Money flick.

Oh and that marathon Katie ran. The men pictured running with her are apparently her trainers according to FOX news.

PAM ANDERSON AND . . .

It wasn’t too long ago we heard about her marriage to Rick Salomon. Then we learned that she was divorcing him. No – wait. She’s pregnant and they were back together. No, the divorce is still one. Now word is that the baby is no more. Pam – you are not Brittany!

THE OPRAH EXPERIENCE

First we have Cruise back on the prowl, then Oprah had to be heard. New York Post reports that Oprah will have a television channel next year. Like she’s not on enough!

And the matron accused of abusing students at her school in South Africa was back in court this week. One bad apple ruins it for all. After the incident, all the dorm matrons and the head mistress lost their job s according to The New York Post!

NEWS FLASH

O. J. Simpson had his bail doubled this week after trying to contact one of his fellow defendants.

Ike Turner had coke in system when he died.

You love Shrek movies, hm? Get ready for Shrek the musical! I’m taking suggestions for an actor to wear the green suit.

Johnny Depp has a heart of gold. When he was filming Sweeny Todd in London, his daughter fell seriously ill. Johnny has given the children’s hospital that treated her $2,000,000. He didn’t stop there! He asked the doctors and nurses to the premiere of Sweeny Todd and visited the hospital in November and read stories as Captain Jack Sparrow. I commend Johnny for this.

Zach Efron was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center this week for appendicitis. Is this the only hospital in LA?

Well, he is always so sure of himself. Stephen Colbert will have his portrait on display at the National Portrait Gallery for six-weeks according to CNN. It will hang between two bathrooms. I can’t really think of a better space

REALITY NEWS

TMZ is reporting that Paula Abdul is working hard on her Super bowl gig. Yet, TMZ has a source saying it will be a disaster. Seems Paul has lost her voice in rehearsals. Her new record was produced by Randy Jackson. Nothing like keeping it in the family!

And not to be outdone, FOX News reports that Paula has not seen a season as good as this one. Isn’t that standard comment Paula?

Andy Baldwin, from The Bachelor, will be heading to the Middle East. A Navy doctor, will serve a few months there before returning to Hawaii.

Richard Hatch is having a hard time serving his time in prison The New York Post reports. He is said to look terrible and going crazy. How can you tell?

New York Post also has the scoop on American Gladiators’ Militia. He will be working with HeadBlade as a spokesperson.

Hulk Hogan was seen shopping in Beverly Hills by TMZ. He was accompanied by his children, Brooke and Nick

Seems Clay is getting rave reviews in Spamalot. New York Post reports that Mike Nichols, the director loves Clay comic talents. CelebritySpider.com reports that he suffered for his art. He was so sore he had trouble getting off the toilet.

Last week, Chynna said she was trying to get on Dancing with the Stars. This week, we learn that Kristy McNichol and Florence Henderson may do the show. I guess everyone wants to advance their no-career.

PENDING FATHERHOOD!

Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend, Camlla Alves, are expecting a little bundle of joy this year.

TMZ reports that David Spade is the father of Miss March 2005, Jillian Grace’s child.

OBIT NOTICE

For anyone who remembers the Newhart Show, you will remember Suzanne Pleshette. She died this week of cancer. A classy lady, we need more of her type in this world.

BIRTHS

Christina Aquilera and Jordan Bratman are the proud parents of Max.

Courtney Thorne-Smith (Melrose Place) and Roger Fishman are the proud parents of Jacob.

DIVORCE NEWS

Remember it was New Years when we reported that Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds were married. Well, now they’re divorcing but plan to remain friends. Eddie, get a grip on life!

JAIL TIME AND COMMUNITY SERVICE

Gary Collins served his few days this week and got out of jail.

Keifer Sutherland will be released early Monday morning from his time behind bars. Wonder what he will do with no 24?

Instead of jail time, Lindsay Lohan will be pulling morgue duty for her community service! Lindsay, I think you’d be good doing some mopping.

MUSIC NEWS AND PERSONALITIES!

Times magazine has reported that John Mellencamp, who will be inducted into the Rock ‘n’ Roll hall of Fame this year, has listed the Dalai Lama as one of his heroes. Maybe he and Richard Gere need to team up and do a movie?

New York Post reports that Chris Robinson does not bathe. Seems a rocker should not look so “clean” and he made his voice heard about the new groups.

Chris Martin of Coldplay was the gallant knight this week while his wife, Gwyneth Paltro, was in the hospital. We know no reason for her stay, but Chris got tired of the photographers outside the hospital and attacked one.

WRITERS’ STRIKE

First it was the Globes, now the Grammys are being threatened by the Writers’ Strike. The good news is that the Director’s Guild seems to have settled. Maybe they can work with that deal and settle with the writers.
Other writers, including John singleton and Kirk Rudell saw their deals with the networks get terminated this week. You know I think that this isn’t the way to end the strike but I’m not one of the negotiators.

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